Thursday, January 22, 2026

EVENT UPDATE : A MURDER BETWEEN FRIENDS PREMIERE .. AMC CENTURY CITY .. LOS ANGELES .. JANUARY 21ST 2026 ..


 
It's been a murderous month for Joan her new film A Murder Between Friends has been released on major streaming platforms in the USA..

 The film hit the big screen last night for it's Los Angeles premiere at AMC Century City and drew a starry guest list on the red carpet. 

Appearing on the carpet were good friends of Joan including Dyan Cannon, Donna Mills, Ann Turkel, Juliet Mills and husband Maxwell Caulfield..

Joan with co-star Jacob Young



Joan with longtime friend Dyan Cannon


Sunday, January 11, 2026

EVENT UPDATE : THE HOLLYWOOD SHOW .. LOS ANGELES MARRIOTT BURBANK ... JANUARY 10TH 2026 ..

(C) ReMIND Magazine

 Joan enjoyed meeting fans and catching up with fellow actors at The Hollywood Show over the weekend in Burbank.. Many fans had a wonderful time meeting a wide variety of celebrities including Julie Newmar, Bruce Dern and Stefanie Powers..

EVENT UPDATE : THE PRE GOLDEN GLOBES THE CUT BRUNCH .. THE EDITION WEST HOLLYWOOD ... JANUARY 10TH 2026 ...

(c) Gilbert Flores


 As Awards season is in full swing again, Joan now back in LA attend a pre Golden Globes The Cut Brunch at The Edition West Hollywood, before attending The Hollywood Show in Burbank.. The Brunch was hosted by The New York Magazine Lifestyle Publication 'The Cut'...

Joan with Golden Globe President Helen Hoene (c) Gilbert Flores


Wednesday, January 7, 2026

EVENT ALERT : THE HOLLYWOOD SHOW .. LOS ANGELES MARRIOTT BURBANK AIRPORT HOTEL .. JANUARY 10TH 2026 ..


 For those lucky enough to be in the Los Angeles area this weekend, do not miss the chance to meet Joan at The January Hollywood Show at The Los Angeles Marriott Burbank Airport Hotel.. 

Joan will appear at the show this Saturday January10th.. 

More info and a chance to prebook a photo opportunity can be found here!


THE HOLLYWOOD SHOW PHOTO OP LIST..

PRESS UPDATE : A MURDER BETWEEN FRIENDS ... VISION FILMS RELEASE INFO.. JANUARY 2026 ...

 

Vision Films To Release Joan Collins Whodunnit 'A Murder Between Friends' To Start The New Year...


LOS ANGELESJan. 7, 2026 /PRNewswire/ -- Vision Films Inc. ("Vision") announces the North American Transactional VOD release of murder-com feature film A Murder Between Friends on January 13, 2026 through a deal with Scott J. Jones and Artist View Entertainment. Written and produced by Mark Rozzano and co-directed by Jacob Young and Trent Garrett, the Agatha Christie style murder mystery stars and was produced by the legendary Dame Joan Collins along with Jacob Young, Trent Garrett, Percy Gibson, and Toby-Alexander Smith.


Shot on location over two weeks at Úsobí Castle in the Czech Republic, the playful whodunnit features an international cast and has twists and turns to keep viewers guessing until the very end. Watch the trailer: https://youtu.be/eUdW9Jt_rxw


Synopsis: When six friends vacation at the country estate of a legendary true crime TV star (Collins), the last thing they expect is to find one of their own murdered. Everyone is a suspect as they try to determine who among them would have the means, motive, and opportunity. As tensions grow, they enlist the aid of their celebrity sleuth hostess to uncover the truth before the killer can strike again.

The film stars Golden Globe® winner Joan Collins (Dynasty), Nadia Bjorlin (Days of our Lives), Daytime Emmy® Award winner Jacob Young (The Bold and The BeautifulAll My Children), Trent Garrett (Army of Thieves), BAFTA nominee Toby-Alexander Smith (EastEnders, Hallmark franchise films), Simon Cotton (Emmerdale), India Thain, (Sharknado 5: Global Swarming), Czech actress Hana Vagnerová (Netflix's Borders of Love), Broadway's Jim Borstelmann (The Producers, Chicago), and featuring internet sensation Espen Hatleskog, also known as IG's @pilotviking. 


Lise Romanoff, CEO and Managing Director of Vision Films shares, "Just when you think you have it figured out, this clever murder mystery throws you for a loop – over and over again. The iconic Joan Collins elevates this whodunnit with authenticity and humor for a suspense-filled ride."

Screenwriter Mark Rozzano says, "As a lifelong fan of Agatha Christie and TV detectives like Columbo, I wrote the character of sleuth "Francesca Carlyle" specifically for my longtime friend and favorite actress Joan Collins, as a glamorous version of "Miss Marple." I was so fortunate to assemble an all-star cast of friends, who also happen to be the best from Hollywood, London, and Broadway."

Co-Director Jacob Young adds, "I couldn't be more excited for audiences to finally experience this film. This project has been incredibly meaningful to me, not only as a producer and director, but also stepping in front of the camera after a long hiatus as an actor. Working side by side with executive producer and my dear friend Mark Rozzano was a true labor of love from start to finish. Working alongside my talented co-star and longtime friend Nadia Bjorlin of 25 years made the journey even more special..


A Murder Between Friends be available on most major streaming and cable platforms across the US and Canada on January 13, 2026. Pre-order A Murder Between Friends now at iTunes/Apple TV (US, CA) and Vudu/Fandango at Home (US).

About Vision Films

Vision Films is a leading independent sales and VOD aggregator specializing in the licensing, marketing, and distribution of over 800 feature films, documentaries, and series from some of the most prolific independent film producers in the world. Led by Lise Romanoff, Managing Director/CEO Worldwide Distribution, Vision Films releases 2-4 films a month across Theatrical, VOD, DVD, and television platforms. visionfilms.net

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Tuesday, January 6, 2026

PROMO UPDATE : A MURDER BETWEEN FRIENDS ... JANUARY 2026 ..


 Joan Collins is back on your screens as the newest crime sleuth, Francesca Carlyle, in co-directors Trent Garrett and Jacob Young’s murder mystery, A Murder Between Friends, from a screenplay by Mark Rozzano. Three couples and longtime friends go on a European mansion getaway. The mansion is owned by Francesca, a family investigative journalist known worldwide for her murder-investigation show. This doesn’t sound good.

The group includes the longtime married couple Josh (Jacob Young) and Kat (Nadia Bjorlin), the newlyweds Devin and Sonia (India Thain), and the newest couple — and soon-to-be engaged — Sydney (Toby-Alexander Smith) and Louisa (Hana Vagnerová). As the weekend starts, the friends are cordial, but by night, the niceties wane ever so slightly, especially after a quick glance between Devin and Sydney. Just before the tension can truly build, the three couples turn in for the night. In the morning, Sydney and Louisa are missing. When Sydney returns from a walk, a search begins for Louisa with the help of Francesca, and it’s soon discovered that Louisa has been murdered by being drowned in the hot tub. Which one of the remaining five did it? The motives and alibis for everyone are unclear, yet as they say, no one can leave the mansion or the city until the murder is solved.

Joan Collins is back on your screens as the newest crime sleuth, Francesca Carlyle, in co-directors Trent Garrett and Jacob Young’s murder mystery, A Murder Between Friends, from a screenplay by Mark Rozzano. Three couples and longtime friends go on a European mansion getaway. The mansion is owned by Francesca, a family investigative journalist known worldwide for her murder-investigation show. This doesn’t sound good.

The group includes the longtime married couple Josh (Jacob Young) and Kat (Nadia Bjorlin), the newlyweds Devin and Sonia (India Thain), and the newest couple — and soon-to-be engaged — Sydney (Toby-Alexander Smith) and Louisa (Hana Vagnerová). As the weekend starts, the friends are cordial, but by night, the niceties wane ever so slightly, especially after a quick glance between Devin and Sydney. Just before the tension can truly build, the three couples turn in for the night. In the morning, Sydney and Louisa are missing. When Sydney returns from a walk, a search begins for Louisa with the help of Francesca, and it’s soon discovered that Louisa has been murdered by being drowned in the hot tub. Which one of the remaining five did it? The motives and alibis for everyone are unclear, yet as they say, no one can leave the mansion or the city until the murder is solved.



A Murder Between Friends marks the return of Joan Collins as the heir apparent to Angela Lansbury’s Murder, She Wrote. Collins serves more as the host of the murder-mystery weekend, tasked with dispensing game-changing revelations throughout the film, such as that Louisa was worth $3 million and left it all to Sydney without his knowledge. There’s also the love affair between Sydney and Devin that Josh stumbles upon. Things are not looking good for Sydney.

I find that murder mysteries go in one of two directions. The first is making it an actual murder mystery, where the killer is revealed at the end, and it’s up to you to find the clues along the way as you see what only Francesca sees. The story takes a different path; the story unfolds with all the characters, whether or not Francesca is there. One huge revelation is dropped after another, followed by massive plot twists, including Kat (Josh’s wife) being murdered in a car accident. Then there’s the even juicier twist.

A Murder Between Friends also reminds me of The Love Boat or Fantasy Island. Actors from soap operas and indie films comprise most of the cast, and they give solid performances for a caper made specifically for television. This is a mystery, rather than the horror or thriller that Hollywood likes to throw our way. Collins may be a bit older since her Dynasty days, but she’s still got spunk, and if this series continues, it really needs her to be much nosier about the affairs of her suspects. Her role is to push characters into a corner by poking holes in their motives and alibis.

A Murder Between Friends makes for a fun night of low-stakes sleuthing, and it’s great to have Joan Collins back. It is a simple mystery playing on our greed and our appetite for spicy relationships at the same time.

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2026!


Wishing everyone a very Happy New Year! 
As another year begins we can look forward to the release of two wonderful films starring Joan.. 
This January see the release on Amazon Prime of the murder mystery 'A Murder Between Friends'. 
Later this year the much anticipated drama 'The Duchess & I' which features Joan as The Duchess of Windsor alongside Isabella Rossellini. 
Watch this space!


 


Wednesday, December 24, 2025

HAPPY CHRISTMAS 2025...


Would like to wish everyone a most wonderful Christmas.. Look forward to even more style and glamour from our favourite Dame in 2026!!

Thursday, December 11, 2025

PRESS UPDATE : THE SPECTATOR .. DECEMBER 12TH 2025 ..


LA lacks London’s Christmas spirit


Never again!’ I sigh every 6 January, as I pack away the abundance of Christmas decorations and baubles lovingly collected over the decades. ‘It’s too much!’ I moan to Percy. ‘Let’s go to a hot island next year and get away from it all…’ But I never do, because I just love Christmas. Every year in early November I eagerly unpack multiple boxes tenderly packed two years earlier, and the reason is because we like to spend Christmas in London one year and in LA the next, as we love both cities. I have quite a lot of extended family in each, so we know that celebrating in either one will be very ‘happy families’. But it’s the run-ups to Christmas in each city that are quite different. In the US, everyone celebrates

Thanksgiving, which comes at the end of November. To me it seems that Americans rate that holiday more highly than even Christmas. At Thanksgiving, the decorations of shopfronts and homes are all turkeys and pumpkins and autumn foliage, following the spooky ghosts and spiderwebs of Halloween (also a major celebration), but the shops are just full of the usual wares. Whereas in London it seems that the end of October is the beginning of the Christmas season. By then most shops have begun to install their Christmas ornaments and festive hangings, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby are singing Christmas songs and the shops are packed with Christmas-themed goodies. By contrast, in LA, nothing goes up until the first week of December and even then, it’s quite low-key. Wilshire Boulevard, one of the most famous and popular streets, puts up the same tired old garlands, which have mostly lost their sparkle, and most of the big stores and boutiques in Beverly Hills have only muted embellishments, if any at all. 



How fabulous London is as the days grow shorter and darker? Practically every establishment in the centre of the city gleams with glamorous twinkly lights, exquisite adornments and fantastic florals. Every hotel and restaurant in the capital goes out of its way to outdo the others. I thought the decor at Claridge’s was simply superb, but then we went to dine at the Savoy and it looked like a fairy land, with brilliant snowflake arrangements draped across the walls and ceilings. LA’s Christmas spirit is nowhere near as spirited as London’s. Every church in London seems to celebrate the magical season with carol concerts. We attended one at St James’s Church in Piccadilly, the ‘Fayre of St James’s’, in aid of Ben Elliot’s charitable foundation for vulnerable children in London. There was a fine group of celebrities – Billy Crudup, Dominic West, Natascha McElhone, Richard E. Grant, Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu (and me!) – who either recited a poem, read a story or sang a song. It was a most wonderful and convivial atmosphere. The church was beautifully yet simply decorated, and the pews chock-full of families, friends and other celebrities. And that’s only one of many similar events in churches all around our beautiful city. It seems the crème de la crème of film and theatre step out in the Christmas spirit – Dame Judi Dench in ‘The Story of Christmas’ at St George’s, Hanover Square, Robert De Niro switching on Stella McCartney’s lights… ahem… the lights in her Bond Street store, of course. Carols too at the Albert Hall, at St Martin-in-the-Fields. I don’t think LA does anything like this. Angelenos don’t seem to have the same joyful Christmas spirit as we Londoners do. Despite the ghastly Budget, every street is a wonderland of imaginative celebration. Motcomb Street is lined with glistening fairy lights on lampposts, Elizabeth Street is aflame with flying angels and Oxford Street and Bond Street are so lit up with lights that I’m surprised Extinction Rebellion have not come out in protest. 



 But before I’m accused of denigrating our American cousins on their lack of Christmas spirit, I have to acknowledge that Christmas party invitations in LA flow fast and furious at the end of Thanksgiving (although I do miss my Christmas pudding, brandy butter and mince pies). Moreover, while the local authorities may not splash out, the lawns of private homes, festooned with animated Santas and reindeer gambolling in artificial snow and surrounded by trees overdecorated with more glimmering lights than a transatlantic liner, make up for the paucity of the city streets. And except for London, no one does it better than New York, with the giant Rockefeller Center Christmas tree, lavish street decorations, painstakingly produced windows and lights and glitziness everywhere. Both London and LA are home to me at Christmas. And I know that when I fold away this year’s collection of Christmas tchotchkes, muttering ‘Never again’, a little voice in the back of my head will whisper: ‘LA next year!’

Friday, December 5, 2025

EVENT UPDATE : WOMEN IN FILM & TELEVISION AWARDS 2025.. LONDON HILTON PARK LANE .. DECEMBER 5TH 2025 ...

(c) Mike Marsland

 Joan was guest of honour at The London Hilton Park Lane for the annual Women in Film & Tv Awards where she was presented with The Eon Productions Life Achievement Award.. Joan was delighted to receive the award from friend Stephen Fry and commented.

“I am thrilled to receive this special Lifetime Achievement Award at the Women in Film & Television Awards, a celebration dedicated to women in our industry,” Collins said. “Even after so many years in film and television, I’m still energized by the creativity and talent we have. My latest project, playing Wallis Simpson opposite the wonderful Isabella Rossellini in a film written by Louise Fennell, reminds me just how powerful our stories can be, especially when women are shaping them. It’s an honor to be recognized with this award and to continue working on projects that champion women both on- and off-screen''

(c) Simon Ackerman



(c) Dave Bennet         Joan with Stephen Fry


Monday, December 1, 2025

EVENT UPDATE : PADDINGTON THE MUSICAL OPENING NIGHT ... THE SAVOY THEATRE LONDON... NOVEMBER 30TH 2025

(C) Simon Ackerman

 Joan looked fabulously festive as she took to the.. blue carpet for the opening night of Paddington The Musical at The Savoy Theatre..




Wednesday, November 26, 2025

EVENT UPDATE : THE FAYRE OF ST JAMES CAROL CONCERT... ST JAMES CHURCH PICADILLY .. LONDON... NOVEMBER 26TH 2025 ...

Photo (c) : Dave Bennett



 Joan made an appearance earlier at The Fayre of St James Carol Concert held at St James Church to raise funds for The Quintessentially Foundation which raises awareness of child poverty and ways to tackle it. Following the carol concert there was an exclusive dinner at Loulou's Hertford Street with a silent auction. Among the guest attending the event were Richard E Grant, Kathy Lette, Theo & Louise Fennell and Charlotte Tilbury among others.


(c) Dave Bennett    Joan & Percy with brother Bill & wife Hazel


Tuesday, November 25, 2025

EVENT UPDATE : CLARIDGE'S BURBERRY CHRISTMAS TREE 2025 UNVEILING .. CLARIDGES LONDON.. NOVEMBER 25TH 2025 ..

 

Credit: Dave Benett/Getty for Burberry
The Christmas season has officially begun with the unveiling of Claridges Christmas Tree, this year sponsored by Burberry and designed by Daniel Lee.. Joan was in sparkling form as one of the star guests along with Richard E. Grant, Celia Imrie, Jennifer Saunders, Sophie Dahl, Nicky Haslam, David Downton among others.. 

 (Photo by Ricky Vigil M / Justin E Palmer/GC Images)

Claridge’s celebrates ‘tradition and togetherness’ with its Burberry-designed Christmas tree

The 2025 installation in the hotel’s chequerboard lobby features giant chess pieces and bows crafted from surplus Burberry fabric

Claridge's Christmas Tree this year is a 16-foot wonder, designed by Daniel Lee, Burberry’s chief creative officer, complete with hundreds of bows made from the fashion house’s surplus fabric. Dotted across the hotel’s iconic chequerboard lobby floor are giant matte gold chess pieces, a play on the 169-year-old house’s Equestrian Knight insignia (apparently founder Thomas
Burberry was a mad chess fan); knights, queens, bishops, kings, rooks and pawns will also adorn the tree alongside golden hanging bells. While it is Lee’s first fir, it is Burberry’s second, after former creative director Christopher Bailey delivered a gleaming tower of a hundred silver and gold fabric umbrellas in 2015.

This year’s tree, says Lee, was his chance “to celebrate tradition and togetherness, expressed through vibrant colours and rich textures,” he says. “I wanted to celebrate the beauty of British landscapes at this time of year so we combined the wild, natural foliage from the UK with thistles, Scotland’s national flower (a nod to Burberry’s connection to the Highlands where its iconic cashmere check is made, primarily with Johnstons of Elgin), brass bells and at its base cosy check cushions and blankets,” the designer enthuses.

The Burberry vibe has been extended through the hotel for Christmas in other ways too – the fashion house’s famous check, in a deep festive red, lines the hotel’s 129-year-old Art Deco scissor-gated lift (the oldest working lift in London), wraps the guest key card envelopes; while Burberry scarves will keep the doormen’s necks warm through the winter.

Since Claridge’s unveiled its first ever designer Christmas tree in 2009 – an otherworldly frozen tropical forest dreamscape whimsically conjured by Dior’s then creative director John Galliano – going to see the Christmas tree at London’s most famous hotel has become a grown-up version of childhood visits to Santa.

The designer tree idea was first sparked over a glass of champagne in the hotel’s moody Fumoir bar, when Paula Fitzherbert, Maybourne’s Head of Global Communications (the hotel group also has The Connaught, The Berkeley and the Emory in London) and Kate Hudson, who worked at Dior (now Claridge’s archivist) wondered if Galliano might get involved with making the hotel fit for Christmas. With an immediate, resounding yes, Galliano and creative director Michael Howells (who had collaborated with the designer on his catwalk shows) dreamed up a scene of flowing, iridescent leopards and slithering snakes, “all hand-made in papier-mâché by artisans in Paris and then shipped over,” Fitzherbert recalls.

Before then, there had been a classic Norwegian spruce adorned with classic baubles and shopping bags from the nearby Bond Street boutiques scattered around its base. When Galliano’s design debuted, “it was a bit controversial,” laughs Fitzherbert. “There were some naysayers for sure,” she says, remembering “almost crying” as she delivered the faxed sketch sent through by Galliano to Philippe Leboeuf, then Claridge’s general manager. “But he was just so fabulous and said, ‘sounds fantastic, let’s go for it’.”

Transforming the lobby requires working through the night – “between the last guests going to bed and the first ones coming down for breakfast,” says Fitzherbert – and often means bringing in cherry pickers (the trees can go as high as 21ft, reaching up to the first floor landing), staging West End-style lighting, taking down chandeliers and, for Diane von Furstenberg, even removing the lobby portrait of Mrs Claridge, while set builders grab a quick snooze on the sweeping staircase and staff wheel in room-service trolleys laden with coffee, burgers (and champagne when the job’s done) to keep the team going.

Most take two nights to install; Christian Louboutin’s “The Loubi Express” train – complete with a number of accompanying trees decorated with gingerbread shoe biscuits and twinkling fairy lights – took four. As wild and whacky as some of these may have been, there have been just a few quiet moments when the Claridge’s team have said no. Dior’s request to lay grey carpet like the one in its Avenue Montaigne boutique up the hotel’s lobby stairs was “a step too far,” says Fitzherbert; and once Dolce & Gabbana wanted to put a jacket on a throne which didn’t suit the Art Deco vibe.

It’s all unveiled during a riotous party, which this year Burberry are hosting in over the Foyer restaurant. The best of London’s party people sipped on bespoke Burberry “Winter Knight” cocktails (infused with Claridge’s gin, herby Yellow Chartreuse liqueur, mulled spices and hints of citrus, topped with a splash of Billecart-Salmon Le Réserve) while grazing on crab tartlets topped with caviar, crumpets topped with black truffle shavings and CFT (Claridge’s Fried Turkey) from the laden feasting table.

The Claridge’s Christmas tree is now integral to the hotel’s annual traditions, as sought after as a table for one of its lavish afternoon teas (which book out the minute reservations open). “It’s an idea of what Christmas ought to be. An exercise in contemporary nostalgia,” offers David Downton, the hotel’s resident artist. Lee agrees. “Claridge’s always feels like home to me, from the moment I walk through its revolving doors,” he says. “It’s where I’ve enjoyed many special moments over the years.” So where else better for the designer responsible for recently putting the most British of fashion brands back on the map, in a place he says is a long-standing “true symbol of elegance and British heritage”, celebrating Christmas in rich, plush glory, “my favourite time of year.”

This year’s Claridge’s Christmas tree will be on show until January 4, 2026; claridges.co.uk



Saturday, November 22, 2025

EVENT UPDATE : THE SHOOTING STAR CHILDREN'S HOSPICES BALL. THE ROYAL LANCASTER LONDON.. NOVEMBER 22ND 2025 ...

 

SHOOTING STAR CHILDREN'S HOSPICE
Joan brought true glamour to The Royal Lancaster as she attended The Shooting Star Children's Charity Ball. Joan who is vice president of the charity is always on hand to give support for the charity. Other guests included Maureen Lipman, Brenda Blethyn,
Michelle Collins and Joan's friends Andrew Pierce, Sue Vanner and Evie Bricusse.





Wednesday, November 19, 2025

PROMO ALERT : THE DAME JOAN COLLINS BOUQUET & VASE FROM M&S ... ORDER NOW!

 

Just in time for the festive season of giving the perfect gift, comes this exclusive bouquet of fabulous flowers with vase with the approval of Joan featuring her signature white oriental lilies and other seasonal blooms.. For that someone special comes in premium packaging and a fabulous note card featuring all the glamour that is Dame Joan..

ORDER The Dame Joan Bouquet Here..


Inspired by the legendary glamour of Dame Joan Collins, this season’s Christmas design is the epitome of elegance and opulence. A show-stopping arrangement of 40 traditional blooms in rich, romantic tones, it stars velvety red roses, dramatic oriental lilies, delicately scented freesia, and accents of glimmering gold eucalyptus and lush laurel greenery. Perfect for holiday gatherings or as a thoughtful gift, this bouquet can be displayed in the accompanying stylish vase.

What's included?

40 stems including Red Rose, White Oriental Lily, White Freesia, Laurel, Eucalyptus Robusta and Vase




Thursday, October 30, 2025

PRESS UPDATE : THE SPECTATOR .. OCTOBER 31ST 2025 ..

 

The day James Blunt stripped off in front of me

Joan Collins

The beautiful British actress Samantha Eggar has died in LA. I hope that will be the last in a spate of deaths among friends and celebrities in the past three months. First it was Terence Stamp, the handsome actor who starred with Samantha in

Joan with friend Samantha Eggar
 The Collector, which made them both into stars. Then the legendary Robert Redford, whose many fabulous performances in exceptional movies make today’s film output look positively anaemic. The Way We Were, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Sting and Indecent Proposal are just a few of the brilliantly entertaining films he starred in. I met him only once, on a flight from New York to LA. He was charming, standing up from his first-class seat to exchange pleasantries. Also in the first-class compartment on that flight were Al Pacino and the famous prosecutor in the O.J. Simpson case, Marcia Clark, who canoodled under a blanket with a young lover for the entire flight. I turned to my friend Nolan Miller and said: ‘If this plane goes down, who would get top billing?’

Then there was Diane Keaton’s death, which was a great shock to the film community. A marvellously versatile actor, she enlivened so many iconic films. Percy sat next to her in March at a dinner hosted by Sherry Lansing, Hollywood producer and ex-head of Paramount, and all Diane could keep saying was: ‘I’m crazy. I’m just so crazy.’ Diane’s death was preceded by the loss of Dame Jilly Cooper, mourned by so many of her readers. All these people left their mark on society and entertainment, but one who left a great mark on the hospitality business was Patrice de Colmont, the owner and life and soul of the renowned Riviera bistro Le Club 55. Everyone who was anyone living in or visiting the south of France would go for lunch there – if they could get a table. The avuncular Patrice guarded his placement with bulldog determination. He also kept out the photographers and the paparazzi, so the many celebrities could eat and drink with impunity. The only time I ever saw paparazzi make it through was when Elizabeth Taylor and her date George Hamilton arrived. They broke the banks of dedicated waiters and swarmed around the famous couple, causing chaos. Elizabeth was charming and took it all in her stride as the offending paps were trundled off.

Joan at Club 55 with friends including Nikki Haskell & Ivana Trump


I was a great admirer of Margaret Thatcher and so I was delighted to be a guest of honour at the lavish celebration at the Guildhall of what would have been her 100th birthday. The hall was filled with grandees and politicos, most of them proudly flaunting their medals and honours (as did I). I sat between the Canadian former foreign minister John Baird and Lord Archer, tastefully dressed in velvet jacket and… white sneakers.


Joan at The Thatcher Gala


Conversation was spirited, despite Lord Archer having left his hearing aid at home. After Sir Conor Burns introduced me, I made a short speech. I think most people only want to hear short speeches. Boris Johnson’s speech, though long, was full of flavour and fun, even if some of it was incomprehensible. In my speech, I recalled being invited to the White House by Nancy and Ronald Reagan during Thatcher’s time as PM. When I arrived, the president asked: ‘How’s my gal Maggie?’ ‘I think she’s doing great,’ I replied. ‘She’s a great gal,’ he said. Indeed, she was a great gal and we all raised our glasses to her that night.

Joan with Gabriella Peacock
I celebrated the christening of my 15th godchild Felix Peacock last month. Proud parents David and Gabriella had invited a cavalcade of well-known people that included a former prime minister, a smattering of royalty and captains of industry, as well as my five co-godparents including David’s brother, Piers Morgan’s wife Celia Walden, and James Blunt, the short crooner. At the lunch, Blunt stripped off, got up on the table and gave a speech denigrating his fellow godparents. He wore nothing but a pair of Speedos, concealing what one wag described as ‘a package worthy of a field mouse’. By contrast, baby Felix was one of the most delightful and well-behaved babies I’ve ever encountered. He comported himself impeccably as he was passed from Mummy to nanny to Granny and everyone else. Only during the service did he let his true feelings be known, by giving a massive yawn.

We’ve been attempting to lose a few pounds, trying to shed the summer spread. Basically, cutting down portions, wine and sugar. No Mounjaro for us. Since it was Percy’s birthday last week, we allowed ourselves a couple of ‘cheat days’ and promptly gained back the pounds we had shed over several weeks. If only everything in life was as easy as getting fat.