Guests will enjoy her recollections of five marriages and romances with some of Hollywood’s finest – as well as other attractions like line dancing, bingo, a quiz and a Segway Challenge.
It seems unlikely that she will appear at breakfast, shouting: “Hello, campers.”
The 65-acre resort, which offers bungalow and hotel style accommodation, is eagerly promoting Ms Collins’ appearance online: “Potters are delighted to present global icon Joan Collins in her brand new one-woman show Joan Collins Unscripted.
“Get set for stories and secrets from Dame Joan’s long career including a Q&A session.”
Potters lies at Hopton-on-Sea, midway between Lowestoft and Great Yarmouth and was the UK’s first permanent holiday camp in 1920.
The actress' most iconic role was Dynasty super-bitch Alexis Carrington
The holiday village in Hopton-on-Sea is a five-star resort
It has been run continuously by the Potter family and is Britain’s last privately owned holiday village. Most visitors come from nearby Essex.
We are very proud to be hosting Joan Collins. She is a legend.
Current owner John Potter insisted last night: “We are not a holiday camp. We are a five-star resort and the RollsRoyce of holiday centres.
“We are very proud to be hosting Joan Collins. She is a legend.”
Dame Joan’s website says: “This all-new show for 2016 provides fans with a once in a lifetime opportunity to spend an intimate, entertaining and unforgettable evening in the company of a true Hollywood legend.
“Dame Joan will visit 13 towns and cities in September and October.”
Other venues lined up include Brighton, Birmingham Edinburgh and the London Palladium.
Audiences can expect racy anecdotes from Dame Joan, whose film career included adaptations of her novelist sister Jackie’s best-sellers like The Stud and The Bitch. Jackie died last year aged 77.
Her life off-camera has been as dramatic as it was playing super-bitch Alexis Carrington in Dynasty.
Dame Joan will take her show to 13 venues across the country
Her second marriage to singer Anthony Newley was in 1963. They had a daughter and a son before divorcing in 1970.
She had daughter Katy during an 11-year marriage to the Apple Records president Ron Kass, which began in 1972.
Her fourth marriage, to Swedish pop singer Peter Holm, ended after just 13 months in 1987.
She married her current husband, theatre company manager Percy Gibson, in 2002.