Outspoken, outrageous and back on the road, Hollywood icon Joan Collins lets rip on her friendship with Donald Trump and why she hates British TV (except Poldark!)
Trump? A good looking guy who inspired my Alexis on Dynasty. British TV ? No thanks (unless it’s Poldark). My own-brand wigs? Yes, I wear them...they’re great! Back out on the road for one last time, Dame Joan Collins lets rip
Donald Trump needs all the friends he can get as he fights to win over American voters, but the outspoken candidate for president has an unlikely fan in Dame Joan Collins. ‘I based Alexis on ‘a businessman like Donald Trump,’
 she says, describing her most iconic character, the ice queen of the 
Colbys in the gloriously over-the-top soap Dynasty. ‘She was tough and 
uncompromising, using her sexuality to manipulate people. I met Donald with [his former wife] Ivana, who is still a very good friend of mine. And he was a very good-looking guy.’
The 
controversial Republican candidate was a buccaneering businessman back 
in the Eighties when Alexis was created, but now he is challenging for 
the White House.
So how exactly was he an inspiration? ‘I used Donald
 more in what he did, how he worked, and how he was building his empire,
 than his sexuality. I didn’t know about that a lot, but I know that he 
liked beautiful women, blondes.
‘Alexis
 was a mixture of him and one of my best girlfriends, who sadly died 
shortly afterwards. Cappy Badrutt was a jet-setting... not a 
nymphomaniac, exactly, but she liked the boys, always went for the ones 
that were rich, which I had never done. She was very beautiful – all her
 clothes were couture, she wore loads of furs and diamonds.’
This is just one of the many astonishing stories Collins has to share as she heads out on the road with a one-woman show, telling tales of her days as a Hollywood
 star, one of the few remaining survivors of the golden age of the 
movies, as well as her spectacular triumph in Dynasty. She’ll talk about
 her extraordinary life – including five husbands and four divorces – 
because Collins is getting ready to say goodbye.
‘This will be my last tour,’ the Legendary star reveals. ‘So if anyone wants to see me, they had better come now.’
Collins is Hollywood
 royalty and looks positively regal as she glides across the lobby of a 
luxury hotel in the South of France in white Chanel dress slashed with 
black stripes, wearing huge sunglasses and a wide, floppy hat.
‘How
 lovely to see you,’ she drawls in a voice halfway between Beverly Hills
 and Buckingham Palace, and the lady owner of the hotel is so overcome 
at the presence she almost curtsies.
Collins’
 fifth husband Percy, makes sure we are 
settled on the terrace then disappears off as discreetly as a man can in
 a bright Hawaiian shirt. She sets her phone to record, being wary of 
the press, and does not respond well to the suggestion that she is 
giving up one-woman shows because of her age. ‘Age is an over-rated 
subject. I really do believe you are as old as you look, feel and act.’
So
 is it the thought of having to endure all those dreary theatre dressing
 rooms from Brighton up to Crewe? She has been synonymous with luxury 
since Leonard Rossiter chucked his Cinzano Bianco all over her in 
first-class airline seats in the classic advertisements of the 
Seventies. ‘I don’t mind the dressing rooms. I could get my make-up and 
hair done under that table over there,’ says this life-long performer, 
who first appeared on stage as a child during wartime. ‘I just feel I 
don’t want to do it again. This will be it.’
Is that 
partly because she has become more keenly aware of her own mortality 
since the loss of her younger sister Jackie, the novelist, to breast 
cancer last year? ‘Yes. One would be stupid not to think about it. So 
you prepare your will, you think about your children and your 
grandchildren.’
    
    
 
  
Presumably
 she has a large pile of cash to leave them? ‘I don’t. All of my money 
went into property. I don’t have any significant savings. I don’t need 
to keep working – I can always sell a property, but I enjoy working if 
it is the right thing.’
They
 don’t necessarily need her money, she says. ‘Sacha is a very successful
 painter. My daughter Tara [a TV presenter] is doing very well. They 
also have a very good trust fund from their father Anthony Newley, 
because he wrote 15 or 20 amazing songs.’ Oddly, it’s only later that I 
realise that she doesn’t mention Katyana, her daughter by the record 
company boss Ron Kass.
At this stage in her career Collins doesn’t need to worry about money, but she is clearly trying to take care of her legacy.
That’s why she published her autobiography a few years ago and is going out on tour.
‘People
 can ask me about anything,’ she says. But what if audience members ask 
her more personal questions, about things like drugs, for example?
‘I
 hate drugs! I am vehement against drugs! All kinds of drugs. What are 
they going to ask me? “Have you ever tried heroin?” No.’ How about 
cocaine? ‘Once.’ She was forced to take it at a nightclub opening in St 
Tropez, only a few miles from here, in the Sixties, but insists she 
never did so again.
She’ll
 willingly talk about her five husbands: the actor Maxwell Reed, who she
 says raped her before they were married (they lasted four years); the 
actor and songwriter Anthony Newley (seven years); Ron Kass (11 years, 
although they remained close until his early death); the Swedish singer 
Peter Holm (less than two years); and film producer Percy Gibson, who 
will be the master of ceremonies for the stage show and who has lasted 
the longest at 14 years.
‘We
 are best friends. We argue of course, bickering and banter. What do we 
argue about? You’re driving too fast. You’ve got to stop smoking. Why 
are you still on the phone? Nothing things, that husbands and wives 
bicker about.’
They
 go everywhere together and today we’re going to get a rare glimpse of 
the life they lead away from the cameras, whether it’s sitting in the 
garden of their villa near St Tropez with a glass of something chilled 
watching a meteorite shower, as they did last night, or lounging on the 
sofa like a couple from Gogglebox with a good box set.
‘I don’t watch a lot of British
 TV because I don’t really like what’s on offer, but first thing in the 
morning I watch the news. Then, when it gets on to Jeremy Kyle I put on 
MTV, music. I’ll exercise to it. I don’t watch TV during the day, and at
 night we’ll go back to the news then watch a box set. Ray Donovan, or 
the Jennifer Lopez thing Shades Of Blue – it’s very good. And I love Poldark.’
She
 always turns the television on first thing in the morning – it’s a 
compulsion. ‘I don’t like that empty screen staring at me.
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| With Sacha & Tara in 1966 | 
‘I woke up 
today at 10am. I had a bath, I washed my hair. I had some coffee and got
 here at 11.30. I put on my make-up because I have my own cosmetics 
line.’
She also sells Joan Collins
 wigs, which are surprisingly cheap at just £39 for the ‘St Tropez 
edition’, with its headband, tumbling black curls and the promise ‘to 
give you a new way of presenting yourself to the world’.
There
 are numerous other variations with glitzy names like the Emerald, the 
Katyana and the Alexis. Does she really wear those wigs? ‘I’m not 
wearing one now,’ she says icily, as I get a flash of the withering 
put-downs that made her so formidable on screen. On second glance, the 
shoulder-length hair under that huge hat is dyed black, but definitely 
real, as I tell her awkwardly before trying to save face by 
complimenting the hair she does have. ‘Yeah, but I’m very lazy about my 
hair. And I think that a woman has to make a decision: she either works 
on her face or her hair. All my girlfriends, they all work on the hair. 
They blow-dry it. I don’t even know how to use a blow-dryer,’ she says 
regally.
There’s
 still a stigma about wigs though, isn’t there? ‘This is what’s so weird
 to me. I mean, look at 80 per cent of actresses and models. You think 
all that long cascading hair is real? They all wear extensions. All of 
them. So I don’t understand why there isn’t a stigma about extensions 
when there is about wigs. It’s so much easier – you just put them on. 
Mine are great.’
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| Anthony Newley & Joan in 1963 | 
How
 many has she got in real life? ‘Four or five. But I don’t use them in 
real life, which is like now. If I’m going out to dinner I will either 
go to the hairdresser’s, which takes two hours, or I will wear a hat or I
 will wear a wig. I like the way it looks.’
So
 she does wear them, although it is probably too hot today in St Tropez.
 She asks for water, which arrives in a carafe with ice, but Collins is not satisfied. ‘Is it from the bottle? Evian?’ The waiter replaces the water without a word. Collins looks from the bottle to the glass and then to me. ‘Pour me some,’ she purrs, and it is an order.
She
 wonders why I’m so fascinated by her off-duty life and I say it’s 
reassuring to people to hear that even she looks a state sometimes. 
‘Well then, they will be very reassured to go and see my new film The 
Time Of Their Lives and see how ghastly I look. Did you see the 
photograph of me in the Co-op in front of the lettuces?’
Google
 it. She’s seen walking down the aisle in her new film in flat shoes, 
thick socks, a dowdy mac and a headscarf, using a walking stick. She has
 just finished an exhausting six-week shoot with Pauline Collins (no relation, of Shirley Valentine fame). Collins plays an elderly former Hollywood star now stuck in a retirement home who escapes to the funeral of the man she loved half a century before.
‘I
 wanted to play her with no make-up, but the director wanted her with a 
bit of make-up, badly done. I wear a tacky old wig, which is terribly 
old and much too harsh. I look terrible.’ That’s daring for someone who 
has worked so hard to personify Hollywood glamour.
She’s teasing her own carefully constructed image with this film, but doesn’t she mind looking awful given that she is, well, Joan Collins? ‘Why would I mind? I’m an actress,’ she snaps back.
That is something we may have forgotten over the years, with all the glamour and the gossip-column inches. Dame Joan Collins,
 honoured with the title last year for her services to charity, is now 
setting out to remind us of her skills in films and on stage.
The
 daughter of a dance teacher and a theatrical agent, she trained at the 
Royal Academy of Dramatic Art and signed to Rank Studios at the age of 
just 17. Five years later the legendary Hollywood director Howard Hawks (The Big Sleep) chose her for Land Of The Pharaohs, a big-budget epic.
She fled England for Hollywood
 in the middle of a divorce from her first husband, Maxwell Reed. ‘My 
first nasty divorce,’ she calls it now, although she’s had plenty of 
other bad marriages, from the womanising Anthony Newley to Ron Kass, who
 allegedly siphoned off her earnings, and Peter Holm, whom she called ‘a
 sociopath’.
Collins
 appeared on television shows like Batman and Star Trek and made a 
couple of  movies called The Stud and The Bitch, 
based on her sister’s books, while married to Kass, but her big comeback
 was playing Alexis the super-schemer in Dynasty from 1981-89. ‘I was 
forgotten. They didn’t know who I was. ABC wanted Sophia Loren or 
Elizabeth Taylor.’ She joined in the second series and rescued Dynasty. 
‘The show went from almost being cancelled to the top of the ratings and
 everybody said, “It’s because of you!”’
So given she based Alexis on Trump,
 will she be supporting him for the presidency, as Saga magazine 
recently reported? ‘I’m absolutely neutral, I will not say who I 
support, Hillary or Trump. I want a strong leader of the free world. But that could be Hillary. She’s very strong.’
But
 what of her politics? Does she regret coming out so strongly in favour 
of Brexit before the referendum? ‘Well, what do you mean by strongly?’ 
she snaps again. I wasn’t going around with badges on, if that’s what 
you mean. Or baseball caps. How did I support it?’
Well,
 for example, by posting a tweet with union flags and thumbs-up emojis 
saying: ‘The journey of 1,000 miles begins with the first step.’ Or by 
saying ‘this tiny island’ is ‘going to sink into the sea’ because of 
immigration.
She
 frowns. ‘Did I say that? I didn’t say the word immigration. I said, 
“with too many people”. You’re getting me on a subject now that I said I
 wasn’t going to discuss.’
Joan with sister Jackie in 1974.
Yes I am, because a lot of people feel misled by those who campaigned for Brexit and I wonder if she is one of them.
‘Well
 I don’t. Nothing’s really happened has it? Since Brexit I have been 
completely dedicated to this movie. It’s not that easy to work for 12 
hours a day and learn between two and six pages of dialogue at night, so
 I haven’t really thought a lot about what has happened. We have a new 
Prime Minister, who seems OK, but why would we regret something that 
hasn’t happened yet?’
This
 may not be a good time to mention a previous controversy in her career,
 The Stud. The movie she made as a comeback in 1978 was astonishingly 
daring for its time, an erotic story in which she has sex in a 
lift then on a swing over a swimming pool. The Stud looks tame now, 
which only goes to show how much more explicitly sex is shown on the 
movie screen these days, because of what else is available online.
‘I
 don’t watch porn, but I’ve heard that it is so vile, and the things 
they do are so abhorrent. The movies today have to compete.’ She is 
scathing about modern movies and the damage they do. ‘Guns, blood, 
explosions, noise. That’s why we have so many knife and gun crimes 
because of these movies and computer games. These young men who commit 
crimes are always hooked on computer games.’
Bizarrely,
 she then rounds on another sensation of our age. ‘Look at this Pokémon 
thing. Already three people have been killed, going over the edge of a 
cliff or something. I talked to my young grandchild in New York. Her 
face lit up. ‘You know about Pokémon Go?’ I said, “Yes Ava, and can you 
believe we had one outside our house?”’
Yes,
 she has made a living from acting for nearly 70 years now, even if the 
most compelling character she has created has been that of the public Joan Collins
 herself. And as she departs I am reminded of something Alexis once said
 in Dynasty: ‘I’m what I am, and that’s why I’m where I am. Don’t you 
ever forget that.’
If Collins has her way, with the tour, the book and the film, we never will.
‘Joan Collins Unscripted’ is on tour from Sept 9 to Oct 3 – see tickets.com or ticketmaster.co.uk. Her novel ‘The St Tropez Lonely Hearts Club’ is out now in paperback (Constable).
 



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