PRESS UPDATE : DAILY MAIL.. JANET STREET PORTER COLUMN ..MONDAY SEPTEMBER 8TH 2014..

    

 

 

I’m back on Loose Women today and our first guest is Joan Collins, so batten down the hatches. She’s back on Benidorm and planning a one-woman show.

 

Joan (right) is unbelievably grand, the only woman I know who swims wearing a turban and full jewellery.

Meeting her in a beach restaurant in St Tropez last year, I faced the problem of greeting Her Royal Highness — she was wearing a straw hat with a huge brim, five chunky necklaces and a pristine white linen outft.

I didn’t curtsey but dipped down, placed my head in the air approximately six inches from the side of her face and made a kissing noise. No physical contact, which seemed to please her.